haha... superman vs batman

Five reasons why Superman is cooler than Batman:

• It takes a real Krypton MAN to wear RED underwear – outside your pants.
• Superman fights alone. Batman needs his hairy legs sidekick Robin.
• Superman can fly. Batman needs AirAsia to do that.
• X-ray vision. He’ll probably go crazy every time he passes the girl’s locker room.
• Kristin Kreuk. Period.

Five reasons why Batman is cooler than Superman:

• It takes a REAL MAN to dress up like a bat.
• Alfred takes care of every little nitty household detail. Clark Kent has to wash his own red and white suit.
• Girls love the strong, silent men.
• With that batsuit, you don’t need a costume for all those Halloween parties you keep getting invited to.
• The Batmobile. End of debate.