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wei!

kenapa tiada orang mau update blog ni? takkan korang x de activities langsung! rindu la kat korang semua!!


leonard.

a day in PD

reez berniaga?

hmmmm......
side income maybe?

sekaki sejiwa

MUKA MALAS MANDI......(sejuk laaa...)

the winner?!?!

aedewan

bila suruh bangun tidur...

punyalah buat muka!

josh... josh

what is this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bbq party

we were having a bbq party last saturday at rizal's place. it was fun. delicious foods..

how delicious??...

aedewan

rizalleen

reezlokman

need i say more?...

friend or ...?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEEN!

...

SIAPA PUNYA NI?

joshua

andrew

ladies and gentlemen, this is andrew, who recently left us for law in spore. sorry deh... this is the only pic i have :D

with or without you

this picture taking session is suppose to be about andrew's last day... but sadly he ran away...
but, the show must go on...

on a night like this...

why was the superman wearing the short pant? where is your undie, superman? :D
anas control macho :D

sape nampakdia gerak... GILA! hahahahaha cam aku.

How stressed are you?

The pictures attached are used to test the level of stress a person can handle. The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, senior citizens and kids see them standing still...

posted by lin

tahu kah kamu....

Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person?

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are :
I love you, Sorry and help me

The people who say these are actually in need of them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them.

Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help?

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you;help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that those who need more of you are those that don't mention it to you?

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face?But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is val uable that you can buy with money?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

so do have faith... and wish....

lookin' for a women?

lin yg post...

HARI........

posted by:reez

Who is this?

posted by:reez

That's weird

posted by:reez

hari...

haha... superman vs batman

Five reasons why Superman is cooler than Batman:

• It takes a real Krypton MAN to wear RED underwear – outside your pants.
• Superman fights alone. Batman needs his hairy legs sidekick Robin.
• Superman can fly. Batman needs AirAsia to do that.
• X-ray vision. He’ll probably go crazy every time he passes the girl’s locker room.
• Kristin Kreuk. Period.

Five reasons why Batman is cooler than Superman:

• It takes a REAL MAN to dress up like a bat.
• Alfred takes care of every little nitty household detail. Clark Kent has to wash his own red and white suit.
• Girls love the strong, silent men.
• With that batsuit, you don’t need a costume for all those Halloween parties you keep getting invited to.
• The Batmobile. End of debate.

gambar sisi abg roberto

hahahahahhahaha..... lepas kene siram... kita minum dulu!!!

lagi lagi....

emmmm soklan tuk herna.......

betul ke kau letak telur kat dlm suar hefni????

hahaha.... hefni yeyek!

sian.... tu la... the price u pay for leaving amcorp.

ada apa dgn midvelly?

LEARN CHINESE

That's not right. - Sum Ting Wong.

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me as soon as possible. - Kum Hia Nao.

Stupid Man. - Dum Gai.

Small Horse. - Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni.

I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat.

It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet. - Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King.

You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum.

I got this for free. - Ai No Pei.

Please stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?

Stay out of sight. - Lei Lo.

He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive. - Yu Stin Ki Pu.

posted by:reez

MEAN POEMS(adult content for 18 n above only)

Some of these poems contain coarse language...

Poem #1. I like your style
I like your class
but most of all I like your ass

Poem #2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Poem #3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain
3 days in hospital A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Poem #4 Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

Poem #5 Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Poem #6 Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

Poem #7 Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one I sucked
Bless the bed, in which we f***ed
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

Poem #8 Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a girls information To increase the population
For a younger generation
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstration

Poem #9 Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!

Poem #10 If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

Poem #11 Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with men!

Poem #12 Roses are red, Violets are corny,
When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
F**k me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!

Poem #13 Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm in love but not with you,
When we broke up you thought I cried,
But all it was,
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak d**k,
I said I loved you,And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby,You got played too!

Poem #14 Guys are like parking spots...
The good ones are always taken...
And the ones that are available,
Are either handicapped or too far away!

posted by: reez

spelling mistake

Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it!!!!!!!!!!!


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorant.

posted by:reez

mana?????????

mana gambar hefni kene siram ngan telur tuuuuuuu??????

organg yg tkp gambar...... mana gambar tuuuuuuuuuu???????

mana... mana.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wei

pesal senyap aja? bila lagi mau update post ni? aku kat rumah ni dah la x buat apa2... update la pasal store! nak tgk i yang cantik tak? :D nak tak nak, aku tayang jugak :P
wei, ada CIO tak? syayril bila balik?

majulah sukan untuk negara....

abi in da house!!!!!!

senaman ronggeng sebelum acara renang ramai2 ngan wan.

si wan pulak dah tak sabo2 nak tejun kolam.

futsal lagi.....

cari bende tersembunyi: mana lin????

mesra siottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha..... inilah sebenarnya apa yg wan n abi wat time lapang2......,

ladies & gentlemen...

here, our new partner: yanti. please be warm and nice to her (which in another word: buli dia kau kau... jajajajaaa)

posted by the lovely leo.

Marcus our C.I.O

posted by: reez

the 1 n only our miss universe

post by:reez

the lovely leo

http://leoxxx.blogspot.com/

jeng jeng jeng!!!

this is our new comer. what to know more of her? stay tuned... ;-)

posted by the lovely leo.

nik!!!!!!!! sejarah tgn lekatmu x kan ku lupa...

this one i gotta claim.... posted by LEEN!!!

nik...

nik ni, sebenarnya rajin... tu... nampak? dia buat punya cream mix?! dia buat sendiri tau... nampak senyuman kepuasannya selepas siap buat cream mix... hebat kan si nik tuh? ;-)


posted by the lovely leo.

top 10 funny store signs

01. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
02. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
03. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
04. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
05. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
06. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
07. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
08. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
09. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

posted by the lovely leo.

Like father like son

posted by: reez

bos gua yg comel dh berpunya

posted by:reez