top 10 funny store signs

01. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
02. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
03. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
04. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
05. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
06. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
07. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
08. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
09. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

posted by the lovely leo.